I have been since early childhood, and remained, through most of my maturing adulthood, a boy who "could do better than that." My mother, whose soul now rests, dreamed things for me that all mothers dream except she was not so much a dreamer as a dream weaver and as events eventually unfolded, a "Bond-King" maker, whose demands for excellence pointed me in the direction of my ultimate career. The Gross goslings were expected to perform at the peak of their capabilities, and when they did not, we would hear some very loud honks from Mother Goose. I can remember enduring her criticism even into my late 20s when politely asking her to dance at a local dinner club. After only a few steps on the floor she counselled, "Bill, you can do better than that." She was right but I had no intention of mimicking Arthur Murray so we quickly sat down to our salads in order to control my frustration. I was her son who was going to do very, very well, but not so well it seemed that I couldn’t "do better than that."

Looking back on those years it is true that I wish there had been a little more sugar in my childhood Kool-Aid but then, how could I possibly complain about the final brew. As a matter of fact, today’s parents (including myself) could learn a lesson or two from her generation’s style of both psychic and material deprivation. I view her demanding demeanour now as but a small expense that returned a much larger reward. If the price be that emotionally I sometimes continue to view my own behaviour critically, the blessing comes most certainly from my family and the opportunities I can afford them and others outside my family circle, as well as a now intellectual acceptance that I have done what I set out to do. I recall an early visit by my parents to Southern California after just having started a job at the fledgling Pacific Investment Management Company in 1972. "Mom," I told her, "someday I’m going to become the best bond manager in the world." Eyebrows were raised without a return comment of encouragement, but then while she didn’t know a thing about bonds, she knew a lot about me, and I now suspect she thought I had a chance - whatever it was that bond managers did. A few years ago when I returned to the Mausoleum where both of my parents are interred I had a one-way ghostly conversation with them, and at some point during my silent soliloquy I finally broke the decades-old emotional umbilical cord by saying, "you know Mom, I can’t do any better than this." I think instead of raised eyebrows she must have been nodding in mutual agreement. While not at the end of the line, I had reached a destination from which I could go no further or "do better than that."

Who would have thought the bond market could have done "better than that" - better, that is, than what it typically does during periods of rising short-term rates? Not yours truly, nor Alan Greenspan who calls it a "conundrum" - a word with less impact than "irrational exuberance" but fraught with significance nonetheless if only because it acknowledges mystification by a man who is supposed to have a lot of the answers. The fact is that since the Fed has raised the overnight rate from 1% to 2½ % (with market expectations for more), the 5-year Treasury (a proxy for the market as a whole) has declined by 15 basis points. Long bonds and 10-years have done even better, dropping 75 and 50 basis points, respectively. Greenspan and Gross as well as the entire A-Z list of bond managers know that while typically the yield curve flattens as the Fed marches upward, it does so by intermediate and long yields going up less than short rates. What they call bull flatteners (long rates going down) are as rare as Ahi tuna that never hits the grill. How then to explain it, and is there an irrationality to this market that speaks to overvaluation or perhaps even a bubble?

I must tell you that we at PIMCO have been talking about this topic for months. We, too, have been befuddled and have been forced to readjust expectations and examine new evidence in light of a transformed global economy. Our conclusions, reached some days before Greenspan’s testimony, are outlined in a summary memo I addressed to our Investment Committee on 17th February. I submit it to you in its entirety with only minor modifications and additions (primarily in the graphs that follow).